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WORK KILLS®

  • Registration Number: 4,685,999
  • Int. Class: Clothing 21 (U.S. CLS. 2, 13, 23, 29m 30, 33, 40 and 50) 25(U.S. CLS. 22 and 39)
  • Usage Status: In Use

Description

WORK KILLS ON SWEATSHIRTS, T SHIRTS, CAPS, CLOTHING AND COFFEE MUGS. Being sold at http://www.kageldesigns.com/ Great potential. Nurses and police like them as do the retired and the cynical. Great ice breaker. Perfect for people in dead end or dangerous jobs. Perfect for reminding workers to be careful. Could sell or license for nurse associations. On the top of of a shirt it could read “WE’RE HERE TO SERVE YOU”
Beneath that a very large “WORK KILLS” and below that possibly “California Nurses Association” or “Fraternal Order of Police.” WHO WOULD BUY OR BE GIVEN A WORK KILLS SHIRT, THOSE HAVNG TO PUT UP WITH:
being stuck in commuter traffic,
obnoxious personalities,
nasty office politics,
forever rising quotas,
uncompensated overtime,
discrimination of every sort,
the boss’ nepotism,
job outsourcing,
being replaced by an app,
back aches,
no pension,
smelling bad breath,
taking high blood pressure medicine,
net glitches,
forced training of idiots,
cell phone being used as an electronic leash,
day dreaming,
wearing a security card,
faking smiles and laughs,
signing birthday cards,
the consequences of deliberately withheld messages,
rescheduling vacations,
missed family dinners and weekends,
fighting for commissions,
withholding taxes,
hacking,
staying fashionable on a limited income,
worry,
pressure,
forever changing regulations,
lawyers,
veiled threats,
office colds,
seasonal exposure to flu and colds,
gossip,
lunches at desk,
liars and lying,
sadism,
customer theft,
trade secrets,
broken promises,
three dimensional filing,
paranoia,
failing memory,
making excuses,
boredom,
keeping schedule straight,
unfair competitors,
elevator music,
jealously,
worst case scenarios,
avoiding responsibility,
brown nosing,
union dues and indifference,
public humiliation,
carpal tunnel,
clock watching,
coffee diet,
controlling temper,
daily countdown to quitting,
cubbyhole claustrophobia,
CYA for everything,
dead end job syndrome,
digitalization,
dirty tricks and practical jokes,
double crossing,
downsizing,
impeccable experience discounted by management,
faked loyalty,
fatigue,
fear of audits,
flirting for leverage,
forced training of foreign replacement here on H21b visa,
glass ceiling,
globalization,
hiding yawns,
interruptions,
it’s sunny outside,
realization that I’m just a number that can be replaced at Boss’ whim,
knife in the back,
layoffs,
losing ground on paying bills,
mandatory attendance at office,
maddening micro management,
necessity to network,
the realization that the net cancels hard-earned personal contacts,
never positive feedback,
never ending diet,
escape walk,
night shift,
never credit for stolen idea,
never positive feedback,
no exercise,
not receiving a living wage,
no control over office temperature,
need to place blame elsewhere,
to-do-lists,
protect reputation,
rainmaking or perish,
retribution for telling the truth,
sabotage,
sadistic boss,
second job,
serve coffee duty,
sick leave limitation,
surveillance cameras 24/7 and email monitoring,
knowing that the grass is always greener anywhere else,
unequal pay,
unfair performance evaluation,
unfulfilled sex,
write offs,
“yes” workers,
fluorescent lighting,
knowing that my work is meaningless,
burnout.
THAT’S WHO. IT’S A TIMELESS GIFT!!!!!!

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